Guards! Guards! only barely misses the five-star cutoff. It has dragons, and one-in-a-million shots, and a big terrible city with small terrible people. What else do you want?
I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You’re wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
A good bookshop is just a genteel black hole that knows how to read.
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC.
- Motto of the Ankh-Morkpork City Watch
Lady Ramkin’s bosom rose and fell like an empire.